What the hell is "Manliest Man that Ever Manned"? It's a celebration, an illumination if you will, of the most gravel eating, mustache wearing, crotch punching, dare deviling men ever to have been birthed by the beard of Zeus. I feel, not that I have feelings since I am a man, that Jackie Chan was a worthy KICK off into the "weekly/monthly/whenever we damn well feel like it" installment of "Manliest Man that Ever Manned."If you have a pair of fuzzy testicals squared away in your pants, than you probably know of Jackie Chan. Chan probably has more man balls in one of his many broken bones than any of us lazy bastards can ever dream of having in our fat bloated stomachs. He's jumped from a collapsing building, been run over by hovercraft, smashed open his skull, broken his nose three times and has probably shattered every bone in his body no less then 1 Billion times. (Check here for a more accurate and interactive diagram of how much more of a man Jackie Chan is than you.)
So, with Jackie throughly high five-d, check out some of these videos.
- Conan The Bloggarian
Police Story 2 Playground Fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzS63xl2mjQ
Most Heads ever smashed into Glass on Purpose! (Police Story 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOeLT_myMl0
Top 10 Stunts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI1AwZN4ZYg
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2 comments:
haha
Not enough balls in your stomach?
I nominate that Mexican guy from Dusk Til Dawn that always plays a badass hispanic guys that never speaks. Let's face it, real men don't speak. The tattoos have to count for something too.
you mean Machete! He is def up for next "Manliest Man That Ever Manned"
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