Saturday, July 19, 2008

iPhone Officially Useful for First Time

If you are one of those douche bags who waited in line for 4 hrs to snag one of the new iPhone 3Gs, but were immediately bummed out because when you got home you realized your iChode was useless because all it could do is check your email and surf the web and solve global warming, then this news from Gizmodo should give you a little tingle in the pants. If you are like most male iPoon users, you have been itching to knock one off during your morning commute. I mean, who doesnt want to polish one off to a 3.5 inch screen. It sure would make you feel bigger.


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

What Happend to The Manternet? Fuck You, Thats What Happend to the Manternet

We would like to apologize for the recent dearth of posts on The Manternet. I know it can seem more than coincidental that the economy is getting shittier as posts on The Manternet get less frequent. However, rest assured that it is a correlation that is fabricated completely in your steel lined skulls.

Enjoy the following clips from one of the most testosterone laden films, "Glenn Garry Glenn Ross." After all, you deserve it. You did have the brass balls to wonder if The Manternet was dead. Next time that thought crosses your mind, ask yourself one question. Can a blog forged from steel in the fiery heart of a volcano die? (hint: the answer is maybe)

(p.s. As a blog for men, by men, with men and about men; We are rescinding our apology because like all men, we were right the first time... You're Welcome.)