Monday, June 2, 2008

Summer of Stockings: Best thing since sliced bread

I don't know how man-y of you have notice the drool-tastic new fashion trend of hot chicks wearing shear stockings as pants. I can only vouch for its beautiful existence in New York, but I can safely say it is possibly the greatest thing since slice bread with images of naked ladies burned on to them.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Man-tionary Word of the Day: N.U.B.S.

N.U.B.S. [nuh-bz] -n. [NO UPPER BODY STRENGTH]

1. girlish upper body strength
2. upper body strength that is equivalent that of a child with low testosterone levels.

Sentence example:
While being mugged, I attempted to deploy a Steven Seagal combo move. Due to my embarrassing N.U.B.S I was unable to succeed and the criminal got away with my masculinity and my discover card.