Sunday, June 15, 2008

Fathers Day: Go Forth and Pay Honor To Thy Father

I'm not speaking in religious terms, that would be creepy. But today is the official day (according to hallmark executives) that you should share a beer or a punch to the gut with the man who's jank gave you life. So, go forth, purchase six packs, sports memorabilia, golf gloves and nose hair trimmers. For today is FATHER'S DAY and we owe it to Zeus and all his beardy goodness.

-Conan The Bloggarian

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