I'm not much of an Olympic watcher. Its not because I'm not manly enough, its because I'm too busy doing other manly things like punching small mammals and making gravel margaritas. Phelps has just won his 6th Gold Metal. Manpressive!!! Zues would be proud. This video shows his diet for when he is in training, totaling a gut puchining-ly 12,000 calories. His accomplishments are nothing short of enviable. He is one of the great Gold Medalist that ever lived, women across the globe want to rape him, but all I can think about is how many times a day this guy must take a shit.