Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Manliest Music Video (by default, not content)



Apparently breaking peoples arms helps your vocal chords. Take a man-gander at Steven Seagal's music video from his album, "Songs from a Crystal Cave." I'll keep this post short, since the video speaks for it self. I'm a little disappointed he didn't put in the trademark Seagal cock-walk, but he does beat the shit out of two kids in the video.

To quote Ron Burgandy (in the Alternate cut of Anchorman), "I...have no...words."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I could imagine all the injuries and casualties sustained during band practice. These guys must be the surviving members.
"You call yourself a guitar player you cocksucking piss bag? whose G string is this!?"

Anonymous said...

Like all men, Seagal is obsessed with Asians.