Finally! I can put mustard and ketchup on my food without feeling like a child. For too long we have not been able to shoot our condiments onto our food. We had to suffer the embarrassment of squirting it on, like weak gun-less fools. Perhaps the manliest household item since the Voodoo Knife Holder. It's got nothing on a 5 o'clock shadow, but its still pretty manly.
Has violence permeated every facet of society? NO!!!